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Spoiled Absolutely Rotten

Favorite Things

Because pets are brutal little monarchs, and these were ours.

Maximus

Nicknames

Bubby. Buzz. Voldemort.

Favorite Treat

When Mom cooked for him

Favorite Toy

Every single ball, ever

Favorite Sleeping Spot

Anywhere, somehow always looking uncomfortable

Favorite Person

Mom, no contest

Favorite Walk

A full lap of the yard

Favorite Window

The one facing the gate

Favorite Tradition

Stomping his leg through dinner. Rolling in the grass after.

Favorite Treasure

His garbage and leaf pile out back

Chicago

Nicknames

Cago. The Blonde. Princess. Ginger Rodgers. DJ CAGO.

Favorite Treat

Dino Bones

Favorite Toy

Her chicken

Favorite Sleeping Spot

Pressed against Max

Favorite Person

Dad with one eye on Gabby

Favorite Window

The one with all the birds

Favorite Activity

Tap dancing through the kitchen

Favorite Tradition

Caturday

Favorite Crime

Smuggling a chicken outside